Under seige by planet fucking Jupiter.
mustachioedmen:

golgothasturner:

sapiostridersexual:

eridans-crotch:

lobsterspam730:

suicidalsnaily:

illustratedpig:

timetravellingtimelord:

freudiancascade:

Life Idea: 
Open a coffee shop for nerds, with products named after iconic characters.
Sonic’d (add to any drink, an extra espresso shot to get you up and moving)
The Batman (a dark cup of coffee with strong flavours - recommend you drink it black)
The Mario (a well-balanced coffee, good with cream and sugar and very popular with nearly everybody)
The Pikachu (a lively and energetic light roast coffee, with extra caffeine to give you that morning jolt!)
The Link (a latte; just like this character has many incarnations, you can flavour your latte however you want)
Kirby Tea (a fruity tea that is very sweet and bright pink)
Chell Tea (a camomile blend, with honey, to help with sore throats)
Samus Chai (a smooth and refined blend, though it still packs quite a caffeinated punch)
And of course it would have to sell pastries decorated to look like game items. I’m thinking Pacman cookies, Pokeball donuts, muffins shaped like 1-up mushrooms, a Cooking Mama breakfast wrap, and an Aperture Science Weighted Companion Cube danish.
And it would have computer workstations with plenty of table space and no need to interact with fellow patrons unless you really want to. Also be open really late, for the nocturnal clientele.

I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE

OH GOD
BE REAL

SCREEEEEE

Please oh god pllease

screams because Chell Tea

why is this not real

shutupandtakemyrupees.png

oh my goodness yes please!I would you go there everyday aaaaaah 

Well looks like you have enough employees, including myself. MAKE IT SO!

mustachioedmen:

golgothasturner:

sapiostridersexual:

eridans-crotch:

lobsterspam730:

suicidalsnaily:

illustratedpig:

timetravellingtimelord:

freudiancascade:

Life Idea: 

Open a coffee shop for nerds, with products named after iconic characters.

  • Sonic’d (add to any drink, an extra espresso shot to get you up and moving)
  • The Batman (a dark cup of coffee with strong flavours - recommend you drink it black)
  • The Mario (a well-balanced coffee, good with cream and sugar and very popular with nearly everybody)
  • The Pikachu (a lively and energetic light roast coffee, with extra caffeine to give you that morning jolt!)
  • The Link (a latte; just like this character has many incarnations, you can flavour your latte however you want)
  • Kirby Tea (a fruity tea that is very sweet and bright pink)
  • Chell Tea (a camomile blend, with honey, to help with sore throats)
  • Samus Chai (a smooth and refined blend, though it still packs quite a caffeinated punch)
  • And of course it would have to sell pastries decorated to look like game items. I’m thinking Pacman cookies, Pokeball donuts, muffins shaped like 1-up mushrooms, a Cooking Mama breakfast wrap, and an Aperture Science Weighted Companion Cube danish.

And it would have computer workstations with plenty of table space and no need to interact with fellow patrons unless you really want to. Also be open really late, for the nocturnal clientele.

I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE

OH GOD

BE REAL

SCREEEEEE

Please oh god pllease

screams because Chell Tea

why is this not real

shutupandtakemyrupees.png

oh my goodness yes please!
I would you go there everyday aaaaaah 

Well looks like you have enough employees, including myself. MAKE IT SO!

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